This happened, and then I was told to save it on the site, so here it is: puddleychef Bob Khosravi Airport bathroom. Only stall open was handicapped. Just sat down, dude in wheelchair rolled in. #worstnightmarecomingtrue May 11th @ 11:30 puddleychef Bob Khosravi Considering waiting him out, but that’s probably a bigger “dick move” than [...]
My friend asked me to send him my most memorable moment as a comedian for the paper. I wrote it, but sent it off too late to get published. Still, I wrote it, and now someone should read it. Here you go, someone: In my first year of comedy a good friend, and fellow comedian, [...]
I have a confession to make, I’ve been holding on out the site. I used a blog setup for the site as a quick placeholder with plans to do more later. That would have been okay, but then I felt like there was an expectation for me to write stuff occasionally. That’s where the problems [...]
I took my buddy David to Pei-Wei for lunch to try and repay him for babysitting drunk me, and as two friends are apt to do we make really inappropriate jokes around each other. Our meal came to about 27 bucks, at which point David chuckled and said, “Wow. I guess I definitely have to [...]
I watched a kettle till it came to boil today. Why? Cause I’ve always considered that old saying as something of a challenge. Took about an hour. Not because the kettle was, by some dark magic, resisting the laws of physics in an effort to protect the intimate moment when it convinces water to boil. [...]
It’s time for one of those historically patented “They actually said that?” moments. This moment is brought to us by the Chamber of Commerce in their argument against environmental protection policies: On climate change, Mr. Donohue’s group says warmer temperatures could help by reducing deaths related to cold weather. Yes, they actually said that.
If you check out my “AIDS awareness” video on Youtube the number one “most related” video is “Despicable Me.” Nice, youtube. Nice.
I updated the calendar on my calendar page. I’ve been so good at putting dates and info into it that I decided it was time to be rid of the crappy little html table I created, and switch to the happy little one that Google offers. I gotta be honest, though, it nags at me [...]
<img src="http://bobthecomic.net/words/files/2010/01/popandpolitics-break-up.jpg" Can anything suck as much as seeing that little red heart appear next to your Ex's cheery face on facebook? Giving out not only more information than is necessary, but then putting you in the merry position of watching the little thumbs up of betrayal from your mutual friends, all rushing to stamp [...]
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