TwitterVentures: The Airport Bathroom

This happened, and then I was told to save it on the site, so here it is:

puddleychef Bob Khosravi
Airport bathroom. Only stall open was handicapped. Just sat down, dude in wheelchair rolled in. #worstnightmarecomingtrue
May 11th @ 11:30

puddleychef Bob Khosravi
Considering waiting him out, but that’s probably a bigger “dick move” than not being handicapped when I stroll out of here.
May 11th @ 11:32

puddleychef Bob Khosravi
My black shirt made the auto-flush think I left. Twice. So not only is he still waiting, but it also sounds like I keep finishing. #defeated
May 11th @ 11:33

puddleychef Bob Khosravi
Decided to walk out with my head held high, mostly to avoid eye contact.
May 11th @ 11:35

puddleychef Bob Khosravi
Successfully avoided saying, “hey! my luggage travels on wheels, too.” #notatimetomakefriends #badmomentdodged
May 11th @ 11:40

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